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"the writer thanked the producers for the lovely paycheck. Then he shot them"

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"arbitration my ass"

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"would the story have more edge if I was armed?"

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"if you had an ounce of creativity in that mercenary vaccuum you call a soul i might give a fuck about your notes..."

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"cheesecake is your friend"

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